In honor of my first real blog post, Tony (evil genius) and I renovated my website. Fueled by Dr. Pepper and Pirate’s Booty, we slaved away until the wee hours, perfecting it just for you, Dear Reader.

Among the phenomenal new features are:

• a ‘Links’ page, which is still a work-in-progress.
• an ‘Archive’ for past Blog entries.
• new pictures that can be viewed in modern 2D format!

We also spruced up the look of the page. I spent 4 hours remaking the ‘word tree’ and discovered some great words in the process. My favorite is ‘jollification’. As in, “Go git your tambourine and sum moonshine and we’ll have us some jollification!”

So, I hope y’all enjoy it. We’re still adding a few things, including ‘Squelchy the Book Snail.’ So make sure you check back for all the news that’s unfit to print.